living here was not an option

sext:: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles

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HAHAHAHHAHAH/OH/OH GOD/IMMA USE THIS/

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BAHAHAHA/shouldn't be laughing though... we're all fucked/

calvinahobbes:

In the sequence of the Rube Goldberg machine in the credits intro, the final event, which releases the cage that falls on the little tin man, is a hammer smashing into the bust of a woman. It bears a striking resemblance to Irene!

The sequence actually mirrors Moriarty’s plan to get to Sherlock: “Breaking” Irene in order to break Sherlock. It also underlines the way in which Irene Adler is an empty shell, a piece of art, and Moriarty’s best forgery to date…

Oh. My. God.

The Elementary team are too fabulous for words.

haytham-senpai:

I can’t believe Abstergo bought Tumblr

“Desdemona enters wearing a bed”

Where revision has crushed my mind so much, I had to read this direction about twenty times before I told myself “Nope, this book is not just fucking with me. Dessy is wearing a bed. As you do.”

If I ever met Shakespeare… god damn it.

~~I’d probably want to have really angry sex with him, but that is not the fucking point here.~~

people-should-all-be-onions:

dai-ruinas:

whenEVER I’M SAD I WILL LOOK AT THIS POST AND BE HAPPY AGAIN

(Source: dj-baby-bokchoy)

lixxieb:

artalias:

electronicanonsensica:

Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.

Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.

Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.

That means no more porn on Tumblr.

… God help us all.

I wasn’t bothered by this at first but NOW I AM LIKE NO

Mother of God.

lindsaur-gor:

There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.

(Source: mr-lindsey)

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amorphousblob:

slay-z:

satanic2chainz:

nooooooooooooooo

[laughs to keep from crying]

In the game of loans, you either repay or you die.

(But mostly you die)

(Source: siddman)

living here was not an option

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